Hypertext College Cost Estimator

Through the magic of modern cyberinternetic technology it is now possible to determine conclusively what your college education should cost by measuring your responses to a few simple questions and calculating your phernomic levels by monitoring mouse pressure and keyboard activity.

Please answer the following questions as honestly as you can.  When done, hit the "Calculate Result" button at the bottom.

NOTE: While we feel strongly that the conclusion presented will be accurate, there is a sizable percentage chance that it is wrong.  Similar results can be obtained with a sugar pill. For entertainment use only, do not try this at home. Void where prohibited by law.  You must be breathing to participate. Not available for returning Chrysler gold key leasees, see your dealer for more details. Use only with adequate ventilation.  Not safe for children under 3 years of age.

Are you lefthanded?
  Yes
  No

Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?
  Yes
  No

Did your mother come from Ireland?
  Yes
  No

Do you like following in lines like cattle?
  Morning
  Evening
  Neither
  Both

Your favorite pen contains blue or black ink?
  Blue
  Black

Lite beer is...
  Less Filling
  Tastes Great