Surely you've heard the axiom "if you have to ask, you can't afford it". The rapidly escalating costs of obtaining a college education make it truer than ever that for those who must ask the question
"how much will college cost?", by having to ask, they cannot afford it.
Even though you surely cannot afford a college education (or you wouldn't have asked the question on the first place), it is a matter of curiosity to know what it would cost, were you to actually be able to somehow afford to pay for college.
(The #3 reason people buy lottery tickets is in hopes of winning and being able to afford college?)
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