Am I In Love?

While many people ask themselves the question "am I in love", few ever actually are able to reach a conclusion.  Whether one is in or out of love is often mischaracterized as a vague condition, whereas in reality, whether you are in love or not can be determined scientifically with modern internet technology.

If you really want to know the answer to the question "am I in love", please scroll down this page and answer the short questionnaire and you will receive a definitive answer.

If you do not really want to know if you are indeed in love, but want to feel good about the current focus of your affection, please click the "Feel Good" button below.

Hypertext Love Detector

Through the magic of modern cyberinternetic technology it is now possible to determine conclusively whether you are in love by measuring your responses to a few simple questions and calculating your phernomic levels by monitoring mouse pressure and keyboard activity.

Please answer the following questions as honestly as you can.  When done, hit the "Calculate Result" button at the bottom.

NOTE: While we feel strongly that the conclusion presented will be accurate, there is a sizable percentage chance that it is wrong.  Similar results can be obtained with a sugar pill. For entertainment use only, do not try this at home. Void where prohibited by law.  You must be breathing to participate. Not available for returning Chrysler gold key leasees, see your dealer for more details. Use only with adequate ventilation.  Not safe for children under 3 years of age.

Are there any white blemishes on your fingernails?
  Yes
  No

Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?
  Yes
  No

Did your mother come from Ireland?
  Yes
  No

Do you shower/bathe in the morning or evening?
  Morning
  Evening
  Neither
  Both

Your favorite pen contains blue or black ink?
  Blue
  Black

Lite beer is...
  Less Filling
  Tastes Great