Hypertext Love Detector Through the magic of modern cyberinternetic technology it is now possible to determine conclusively whether you are in love by measuring your responses to a few simple questions and calculating your phernomic levels by monitoring mouse pressure and keyboard activity.
Please answer the following questions as honestly as you can. When done, hit the "Calculate Result" button at the bottom.
NOTE: While we feel strongly that the conclusion presented will be accurate, there is a sizable percentage chance that it is wrong. Similar results can be obtained with a sugar pill. For entertainment use only, do not try this at home. Void where prohibited by law. You
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