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So You're being... Pissed On... | | | | Worse than being "pissed off", being "pissed on" adds extreme rage to the heightened anger of the POff. Avoid violence in handling the PO, as there are much better ways to divert the BS... | | | | To cure being Pissed On you might... - Place bubble wrap on the bastards tires.
- Place a fake roach in his coffee cup.
- Place fake bird poop on the bastards car windshield.
- Make Solitaire his windows screen saver.
- Place a few copies of our "bad printer" paper in his printer. (coming soon)
- Calibrate the bastards mouse with hairs and dust.
- Set his mouse for "left handed" operation (only valid if the person
does not have it set this way already).
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