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I'm Pissed Off!
Being pissed off is bad enough, but just remember one thing....
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!
Dealing with the PO situation can put you in a dangerous predicament. Please use good judgment and don't do anything but procrastinate!
The cure for being pissed off is...
- An intensive three hour session with a Dilbert book.
- Take a self portrait with a digital camera and then look at it closely-- you will become numb and drop into coma (but no longer be pissed off).
Take the "Intel Inside" and put it "Outside".
- The IDG "Pissed Off for Dummies" book.
- Soak the next five people you meet with a water pistol.
for a while!
The GLOP-1, properly placed at your work area, will convince anyone looking for you that you have other, more important problems to tend to than whatever they want to dump on you.
By thwarting the search for your whereabouts in its
infancy, your options for stress escape are expanded and on returning you will be greeted with kindness and compassion instead of the customary "where were you" greeting received without using the GLOP-1.
For more information CLICK HERE!
Some responses to being pissed off that you may not want to act out are:
- Quit your job.
- Kick the dog.
- Drive your car into a ditch.
- Punch the window.
- Nair your hair.
- Torch your wallet.
- Enlist in the military.
- FORMAT C: \S
- Water the lawn.
- Find yourself.
- Join a cult or MLM.
- Stub your toe.
- Driving your car very fast will cure the PO. WRONG-- driving fast will earn you a high speed driving certificate from the county or state.
- Foul language
will counter balance the PO. WRONG-- few people can get the foul dialect right-- it takes many years on the farm to perfect!
- PO is cured by testing the resiliency of wood, plaster, plastic or glass. WRONG-- the resiliency test only guarantees a PO relapse in 24 hours.