Bogus parody news with funny satirical humor thrown in for fun! 

For fake news, satire,parody, and funny stuff, please check back often!

bogus fake news parody and satire

Here you don't get EVEN --- you get ODD!            Fun gifts for pranksters in STUFF


the boss button
COVER SOUND

Fun
and games

Razz
pranks & tricks

Stuff
fun gag gifts


Call in Sick
Eye Test
Excuses
Portrait Studio
Hard Drv Cleaner
Barking Spiders
Error Msg Decoder
Insult Machine
Bad Printer Paper
Ask Nostradamus

Free Stuff
Stupid Stuff
Gag Gifts-Pranks
Palm-PDA fun
Fun Links
Games
Free Tarot Reading

News Archives:
Complete List
June 1
September 1
November 1
December 15

Butt Ugly Decor
visit the store!

OddSpace Locator -- Home : OddNews 7-15-99 : NPS

National Forests to be clear-cut

wilderness

"Without the trees, visitor safety and overall park enjoyment increases dramatically"

Before: Obstructed viewing, dangerous obstacles, hidden dangers abound!

fieldstream

After: Clear view for miles, easy hiking, no surprises.

mountainrange

A recent report issued by the NPS details the dramatic success that the "Clear the forest of the trees" campaign has had in Arizona, Nevada and New Mexico.

In 1977 under direction of National Parks Service Associate Director Dr. Hubert Mino, the implementation of a new approach to land management, as proposed by Professor W. (Lee) Haas of Berkeley was tested in the US west.

Haas theorized that most visitors to national parks were limited in fully enjoying their experience because they could not see the forest due to all the trees blocking the view.

Surveys of  park visitors by the NPS concurred with the Haas theory, and the new stategy began a three state 20 year test.arizona

The NPS will be implementing this new stategy nationwide over the next twenty years.


The clearing will proceed on a state by state basis and at a rate set so as not to drive the lumber market into oversupply.

Revenues from the sale of the tree stock will go to funding the erection of thousands of 50' high lexan towers and the annual distribution of 5 billion tons of French fries.  These transparent towers will provide replacement nesting locations for the various creatures that had used the trees for habitat, while the French fries will provide food for the animals that fed on the trees.

 

HOME : FUN : RAZZ : STUFF : E-MAIL : TEXT

 
 

Please note: The GetOdd website contains satire and parody, which means that you should NOT take as truth the news items featured here.
GetOdd news is meant to be humorous and not necessarily factual.
Please see our
POLICY page for more information.  
(C) 2003 GetOdd