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Suggestions For The Suggestion Box

Isn't it so nice that your company cares so much about you to have a suggestion box located conveniently near the coffee machine. 

You can tell that they really care what you think, The box has such a nice padlock and the suggestions must be small enough to fit into that teeny tiny slot in the top of the box.

 

BEWARE:  NEVER SIGN YOUR REAL NAME to a suggestion. 

Even the best intentioned suggestions are guaranteed to backfire. (I have personal experience here). 

If there is any financial incentive used to lure the unsuspecting into making valuable suggestions-- be even more leery (where I got bitten by the trap).

You must realize that by making a suggestion, you embarrass the manager who should have thought the idea up long ago.  He will not be fond of you after you made him look foolish (if he is lucky, he will make YOU and your suggestion look foolish-- and wait for the incentive period to expire before implementing your idea)(yep-- been there, done that!).  So.. BEWARE!

However,  Suggestion boxes are great places to pass the time of day by stuffing in ideas and signing the names of coworkers that you can live without.

Towards that end, please use our ideas as fine seeds for suggestions to place in your company suggestion box.

Hit the button below to generate a suggestion seed.

If you have your own suggestion seeds that you care to share with the world, please let me know so we can make this tool more useful for everyone. 
Send your suggestion to .  Thanks!

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